Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sporadic Post!

Genius, they say, cannot be rushed. But obviously, The artist formerly known as Ping! wasn't aware of that when she decided to life-movie-soundtrack-tag (that's what they should call it!) me.

My initial response to the tag was to use Lady GaGa's "Poker Face" for all the categories. Because, really, you can't go wrong with lyrics like, "Pa-pa-pa-poker face, pa-pa-poker face. Mum-Mum-Mum-Mah." Even if it is for a fight scene. But, eventually, better judgement prevailed and I decided against the idea (because nothing attracts bad karma like a frivolously handled life-movie-soundtrack-tag).

So, here are the titles to the songs to the soundtrack to the movie to my life:

Opening credits: Don't Speak (I came to make a BANG!) - Eagles of Death Metal
Waking up : Float On - Modest Mouse
Average day: 11 A.M. - Incubus, Insectivora - The Constantines
First date: Heartbeats - Jose Gonzalez
Falling in love: To Be Alone With You - Sufjan Stevens, Pachuca Sunrise - Minus the Bear
Love scene: Angel - Massive Attack, Hunter - Portishead
Fight scene: Seek & Destroy - Metallica, Counterfeit - Limp Bizkit, Jesus Christ Pose - Soundgarden
Breaking up: Undone (The Sweater Song) - Weezer
Getting back together: The Ghost of You Lingers - Spoon, Legendary - Lou Barlow
Secret love: When Doves Cry - Prince
Life's okay: The Fake Headlines - The New Pornographers, Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
Mental breakdown: Only Shallow - My Bloody Valentine, Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Driving: Tom Sawyer - Rush, Everlong - Foo Fighters
Learning a lesson: Instrumental - Lupe Fiasco, This Place is a Prison - The Postal Service
Deep thought: The Noose - A Perfect Circle, Don't Panic - Coldplay
Flashback: Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead, Yesterdays - Guns N' Roses
Partying: Rock Your Body - Justin Timberlake, North American Scum - LCD Soundsystem
Happy dance: Faith - George Michael, Funny Little Feeling - Rock n Roll Soldiers
Regretting: Ballad of a Thin Man - Bob Dylan, Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin
Long night alone: Selfless, Cold and Composed - Ben Folds Five
Death scene: Not Enough - Our Lady Peace
Closing credits: Da Art of Storytellin' (Part 2) - Outkast

Everyone. Discuss.

8 comments:

Silverstreak said...

There shall be thunderstorms today.

Akaash said...

No flying pigs?

Akaash said...

Hehe. Just realised.... Flying Pigs = Swine FLEW. Bwahahaha! I kill myself!

Silverstreak said...

Hahaha. There's some Obama joke with flying pigs.


Oh, maybe you can sing one of these songs Friday night. ;)

~R~ said...

Is it an eclipse? Or a flying pig?
No, it's akaash's post..just as rare!
Welcome back.

Akaash said...

Let's hold up on the welcomes. A one-off post is what we have here. But I'm glad to know people aren't completely aversive to a comeback :)

Aradhana said...

Where are you?

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