Friday, August 15, 2008

Victory!!!

Season 5 of Entourage is reported to have a scene in which Johnny Drama suffers a meltdown on The View.

Fact: That is the best premise EVER!


Friday, August 8, 2008

"Them Haters... They Out There..."

P. Diddy has a video blog.

'Nuf said.

Now watch.



Diddy talks about "Bitchassness":



Diddy talks about politics:



Diddy talks about success (feat. Lil' Wayne):



Diddy talks nonsense:



As an exercise, I leave it to you to figure out the many ways in which those videos annoy you. But more than any of the others, this next one did me in....

Diddy talks about superheroes:



A number of obscenities come to mind. But I was always taught that if you have nothing nice to say about a retarded, talentless, ego-centric moron then you shouldn't say anything at all.

*Edit:
Also, just to clarify, let it be known that P.Diddy, despite his infinite wisdom, doesn't know squat about black superheroes. Case in point: Black Panther, Luke Cage, Green Lantern (John Stewart), Nick Fury (the Ultimate universe persona), Cyborg, Storm, Blade. Just to name a few.

Yeah, Diddy! That's right! Get your comic book facts right. Or a whackjob comic book nerd might just write about it on the Internet. And that cannot be too good for your street-cred.