On May 17th, 1987, a catastrophic imbalance in the bad chi of the world set into motion a disastrous cycle that renews itself every 365 days.
21 years down the line, the horror continues...
Yes... It's my 21st birthday. Which means 2 things:
1. I can now legally espouse womenfolk above the age of 18.
2. I'm one year closer to being as cool as these guys:
Life is good.